A professional matchmaker talking to a young man looking for a wife. "Listen young man, I think I have the perfect girl for you, you will really like her. I must tell you though, she has no money".

The young man says, "That's OK".

"Ah, very good. She is a really nice girl, I think you and she will be a good match. There is one other thing I should mention, she is not a classic beauty but really charming".

Young man "That doesn't matter"

Matchmaker "Ah, good. I do have to tell you, she has a small hump, hardly stands out but there it is"

"That's OK"

"And one last thing, she does have a slight limp"

The young man, "That's fine"

Matchmaker "Listen, I have to admit this is not the most attractive girl I have put forward, but I must commend you, you don't seem to mind anything"

Young man, "Well, I'm not taking her am I?"