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The Shirt

(Comment: I am not supposed, as a goy, to tell Jewish Jokes publically, but some don't specifically involve Jews, so I allow myself to tell this one. The same applies to the Perfect Match.)
A man comes into a clothing shop complaining about a shirt he bought a ew days ago.

He tells the shopkeeper, "Look at this terrible shirt you sold me! One sleeve is longer than the other, the collar is uneven, and there are button holes and buttons missing! It's the worst shirt I have ever bought".

The shopkeeper smiles and says "You lucky fellow".

The man: "Lucky? Are you listening? I am telling you about a bad shirt you sold me!"

The shopekeeper: "You lucky fellow. You have one of these. I have 500."