Policeman Bruce dies in the line of duty. His mates talk about how to
tell his wife, or who should volunteer. Young Jack, new to the team,
volunteers "I'll do it, I know how to put it to her". Relief.
Jack goes to Bruce's wife, rings the doorbell. She
comes to the door, and Jack says, "Widow Smith?" She
says, "I'm not a widow!". Jack: "You want to bet?"